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Goodbye Geocities, hello Reocities

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Yahoo! Geocities

In September, when I wrote about Geocities closing down, I should have guessed there would be someone out there with the aptitude and inclination to preserve all that content – and it turns out there were quite a lot of people. Idly Googling myself* over Christmas, I stumbled upon reocities.com.

ReoCities logoReocities is the result of some last minute, very hard work by a coder in the Netherlands, ‘J‘, who was suddenly inspired to download and save as much of Geocities as possible. He’s managed to store over 2 million accounts, including the venerable Plush But Itchy Land of Cheesecake and Suchlike.

J’s diary, The Making of ReoCities, tells you exactly how he did it. He had so little time to capture all the files that the diary reminds you of a thriller – you’d just need to swap MB/s for mph and pretend that Yahoo! was about to detonate a bomb rather than turn off some servers, and it could be a ropey episode of 24.

By the morning of the big switch-off, you can see that J is thinking along the same lines: “08:15 AM. Mod_rewrite reminds me of a chainsaw. It’s extremely powerful stuff but if you’re not careful you’re going to get hurt, badly.”

I’m not sure I can go along with J’s emotional argument that Yahoo!’s closure of Geocities is akin to the Taliban’s destruction of ancient religious artefacts, but I do think he’s done a great thing.

geocities.ws logoAnd he’s not the only one. Another site which mirrors Plush But Itchy is the frame-free geocities.ws. They’ve stored sites by name rather than using the original Neighbourhoods structure. So if you’re looking for your own site but can’t remember the address, try searching there. Perhaps sensibly, given the legal ambiguity of hosting other people’s content, geocities.ws have opted to make their site anonymous.

geociti.es screenshotThe smartest-looking Geocities backup site I’ve seen so far is geociti.es, built by The Archive Team (slogan: “We are going to rescue your shit”). They’ve written a history of Geocities and are looking for people to help with Geocities ‘heritage’ projects.

Bizarrely, as a result of these and other efforts, there are now more opportunities than ever before to visit the Land of Cheesecake and suchlike.

*Although I’m disappointed to be included on a page about men with breasts, at least my name is no longer associated with genital crabs.

Bye bye Geocities

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Philonski's Plush but Itchy Land of Cheesecake and Suchlike

It’s the end of an era: Geocities is closing on October 26th 2009. All Geocities content is being deleted, including my first website. Ah, what fond memories I have of Philonski’s Plush but Itchy Land of Cheesecake and Suchlike.

Geocities was originally modelled on real cities and you could explore and choose an address within a geographical location. I was the first person to “move into” Paris Parc when it opened. It made perfect sense to introduce yourself to your close neighbours when they arrived, just as you would in a real city.

It was fun to play websites. I put my visitor counter into a phrase which changed each week (”Philonski sentences her evil landlady to [14926] years in Hell!”) and I liked to hide jokes in the metadata.

At the time I was most proud of my map of Guadeloupe and an interactive pop quiz story about a Jonathan King lookalike trying to escape a parallel universe. But looking back, the real achievement was getting so many people to take part in silly games. The Caption Competition and the Page of Self Indulgence always got a respectable number of hits, even if one anonymous contributor regularly submitted the answer “PUSSY!” whatever the question.

The Kerrazy World of Edible Undergarments

Dan’s site, The Kerrazy World of Edible Undergarments, has already disappeared from Geocities, as has The Strange and Unsettling World of the Ultrafoetus (are you spotting a theme in these titles?). Luckily, the Wayback Machine has copies of both.

If you had a Geocities site, leave a comment – it would be great to mention a couple on this blog before they go offline.